Friday, February 24, 2006

TINTIN IS NOT THE ILLUMINATUS

Uhhhh...
I don't know exactly how or why I've come to that conclusion. But, goddamn it, there are just GOOD things in this world, and BAD things.

Tintin, I say, have a Leffe on the house.

11 comments:

Anthony said...

goddamn it, my friend! Posts like the last few weeks get me excited for your arrival back in CO. The first leffe weisen is on me.

Empress Girl said...

dan,

you are a fake tv show.

Anonymous said...

concerning martha, the only tiger i had wet dreams of, i imagine being tied to the roof of a truck with 2 drunk colorado boys driving west was quite an adventure for that dirty, white & black street pussy
cat! i bet the wind in her crotch was lovely!!!

-jason

Anonymous said...

goddamit, the monkeys are fucking again!

Empress Girl said...

by fake i mean imaginary, not phony.

also, i didn't post that about the monkeys. you know who did.

Anonymous said...

take that monkey
and shove it!

you know, they like it that way...

MONKEY SEX MONKEY SAX MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS!!!!!

MONKEYS EAT THE 3RD WORLD!

Anonymous said...

you ever smell a monkey?

Mmmmmmmm, just like taters!

Empress Girl said...

this is kind of like that dead monkey in clothes under the bridge. the way j tried to perform "mouth to mouth" on.

Empress Girl said...

my last comment was incoherent. it's jason's fault.

Anonymous said...

wendi farted!

piper looks confused...

sarcasmus said...

As noted, Martha arrived safe. Not that she cared. Seeing how her crotch area is mutilated beyond use, she could care no more about the cold wind. Pictures are imminent.

And, uh, the monkeys. I think you said it all, J.

Being a fake TV show is high compliment. Seeing how all the rage now, as I understand it, is "reality" TV show. And those are about as fucking fake as a paper tiger. More to come.