Monday, November 27, 2006

Pensacola Christian College

Found this gem from Jesus' General.

There are many rules, many that make quite a bit of sense to me. But this one must really bite for the sterling Christianlings:

You may not wipe "boogers" on the wall. This is being cracked down on.

Jesus Christ--how the hell do they expect them to live? How many suicides do they have there? (Not too many from the belts, though, as you shall see....)

The best is the dress code, though:

You must wear socks. [Even when you where sandals???!!!]

Except for collegian sports, men must wear "dress sweats" for any athletic activity where women are present.

A swimming suit/shorts may not be worn while traveling to the beach, although there are no changing rooms at the men's required beach.

For White Glove weekend: "Men may wear jeans and collared shirts to breakfast this Saturday, [date of white glove], because of White Glove. Stone washed or acid washed denim should not be worn. Students must change immediately after breakfast."

Multi-colored polo shirts and khakis are acceptable "afternoon" dress (see the "Who's Who" section of the latest yearbook for examples); note, though, that this also applies to Saturday mornings, in which case the morning is converted to "afternoon" for clothing purposes. Sunday afternoon, though, is not "afternoon" for clothing purposes.

You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.

Sunday, November 26, 2006


Banana style:

This one isn't so cool, but you can at least understand what the hell she's screaming:

Friday, November 24, 2006

My Seinfeld was evil for our country...more so than Beck???

Some strange TV!! Update: check out the unedited video for some of the strangest TV. Michael Richards seems to think that his anger is symptomatic of the racial situation in the US. Ah-hem.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Do yourself a favor

And check out Mickey Z's site. He's an Astorian, for chrissake.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Deleted scene from Borat!

Angry and Sloppy exclusive!

Some shit is gonna go down...fer sure!

Awesome! Body parts and stuff gonna be invaded with revival supernatural rays.

Pus the accelator! Break the board or ride the wave!
I wanna ride the wave...
A lot of shaking and harvest goin on.
Egy or Israel was happy time for recompense! Whatever is comin to you is comin so that's gonna be good! So make sure! The glory-realm is increasing!

The Anger Dollar

Bill Hicks, the American Kinski

Here's his spiel on smoking:

He died of pancreatic cancer in 1994.

Friday, November 17, 2006

While I'm on the topic

Suicidal Munchkins!

If you are thinking of committing suicide...

...please read this first!

The media

Wants us all to die.

from cursor

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Fear Factor Part 2


If I want to get a laugh in my classes I just say "bosintang!"


Scroll to the bottom and you'll find the address for a burger restaurant with a very special ingredient. When I start my Korea tour company I'll take folks there before we go to the Hitler bar.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Fear Factor

via Katman!

Strange TV, eh?

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Friday, November 03, 2006

Things you should know about

How they will steal the election.

Computers are poison. Hmph. Glad I don't own one!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

By the way

Did I mention that I hate my job?

They gave me a total shit schedule this time. 4 preps and five straight hours in the morning.

I hate these assholes.