I've been converted: UPDATED!
To the alien cult of Charles Pride. I've long been a fan of classic country (for at least 2 years) and there are few artists on par with Mr. Pride; therefore I find it just a small step from casual admiration to unqualified devotion. Mr. Pride: I welcome you as my savior. All my prayers go to only you and the comets. The lyrics of your music are neither merely words no things to sing, but tell the story of our universe. Next, I will download your entire discography and buy an iPod to listen to it. I already have an iPod, but it is a secular one. The Sacred and the Profane shall not mix on my wires!
UPDATE!
UPDATE!
UPDATED!!!!
Christ it all makes sense!
LAST UPDATE I PROMISE!!!
It all makes sense now.
UPDATE!!!!
EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED!
It all makes sense now.
UPDATE!!!!
I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND!!! LEAD US ON, PROUD CHARLEY!!!!
5 comments:
fite wit us to defeet the bumblers. get every weapon you can be gettin, rolled up nosepaper, fly swatters, Raid, for they be swarmin! BZZZZZ!!!!
Thank you for takin the spirital path to enlightment and walking with Mr. Pride. Peace be wit yo!
You are very fortunate young man. Pleas invite seven fancy women to join us on our quest.
If not you may burn in hell.
It is not that simple. I need a check or a blowjob and I'vegot lots of money so you figure it out.
come here big boy, i'll give you a blowjob.
Damm, its amazing how Spock can keep his tongue in his mouth...He truly is emotionless.
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