Sunday, October 14, 2007

Clock-Brain Awareness Week

Starts with these: Please click on these images, print them, enlarge them, hang them up on signposts, stuff them under doors, stick them under windshield wipers, make t-shirts, placards--do whatever you can to get the message out there!















My strategy is that people will see these images everywhere, and they'll ask themselves, "what is clock brain?" And this will lead them to search out information, asking their friends, family and coworkers, "Hey, have you heard of clock-brain?" And this in turn will spur further investigations...until--that's right!--they discover all the obscured, mysterious information about this grave affliction. This is the first step. Knowledge of CLOCKBRAIN will lead us to mass-awareness, public outcry, and maybe recognition from the mainstream. But enough talk. It is time for action! The scourge of clockbrain has only just begun. But I'm an idealist and believe we can excise this baby in the womb. Let's go out there with our own voices and say to the world, full throttle, "NO MORE! NO MORE CLOCKBRAIN FOR ME THANK YOU!!!!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhhhh! the clockbrain!!! i've contracted clockbrain!! please, find a cure! there's ticking and repetitions--in my brain!!! does anybody know how to change the battery?

--thod

sarcasmus said...

just stay calm. you might have a clock in your brain--but...well. just stay calm. you can wait out the clock. I think. I don't know. We know the clocks are out there. and they get in our brains. not sure how to get them out. if it runs out of battery that's a good thing--pretty sure.

Anonymous said...

but it's the ticking...the ticking and the tocking...pushing me forward, onward, constantly, consistently, metronomically into the future...propelling me into the unknown now...ach! make it stop!!!

--thod