Tuesday, April 22, 2008

News Items: Killing Pianos; Killer Seniors

25 five ways to kill a piano, via the Occidental Errorist.

Senior women who kill homeless men whom they feed, shelter, clothe and put life insurance policies on!

Even grimmer, the 18 per day suicide rate of returning vets. Christ! What a war! But in base-31 it's only, oh, damn, 18. But in base-35 it's only 15 a day. And it goes down as the bases go up.

I'm voting for Reverend Wright. And I'll take in homeless pianos.

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