Hikes, Evil Twins, and a Little Bell for your Mornings...

This is what's going on in the world today..... Anyways, I went hiking looking for signs of alien life in New Hampshire. I got a tip from the Alien Underground that scattered through out the Appalachian woods are fossilized bones from Aliens that lived there over 50,000 years ago. Now before you jump in and say a bone can not become a fossil in 50,000 years (or can it?) you must remember that Alien bone fossilizes at a rate much faster than human or animal bone due to the Earth's climate. I did happen to find this one bone while hiking. It's quite large and as you can see from the shape and size I believe that it's a "wing bone."

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But much more happens in the woods of New Hampshire than one would expect. If you are ever looking for a good place to hunt then come here.

Note how its organized. There are days for bows and arrows and days for guns. If you can read the bottom--the week of December 12th is reserved for "Space Alien hunting".....

In other news the cloned Kinski twins have completely rebeled against their doctors in the hospital labs in the Swiss Alps. My contact sent me these photos of the cloned Kinski children.

And finally, the Washington Post ran a story about what would happen if a "successful" musician played music in the subway station. Would their talent shed away the rush and hurry attitude of commutators. Could the power of music transform those unfortunate ones who could not pay 100 dollars a ticket to see him play......Check out Joshua Bell as you have never seen him before. He won't play Purple Haze, like Nigel Kennedy or the Kronos Quartet....Good for him for not selling out just to earn a buck in the subway....