The Vandalized Constitution
As I commented on Attaturk's blog, I made my own version of the Vandalized Constitution. Although it was rejected by my 8th grade teacher for its egregiousness, it could not compare to Cheney's.
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- Disturbing the Neighbors [Police Story]
- Henry Rollins and Starbucks
- I sing the body eclectic
- Icebergs and other obscure ethnic slurs
- Lucia Berlin
- Science Fiction Fascism
- Pavarotti and Tom Waits
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- Armoire up the Stairs
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About the Contributors
Sarcasmus, aka Dan, aka meltmaster, is your host, and responsible for most of this. He is a musician and writer from Denver, Colorado U.S.A., working in Seoul. Here are relevencies: meltmaster myspace, A Better Tomorrow II, meltmaster last.fm; he likes melodies, noise and novels as serious as leukemia.
Subarashi Hinode is blogging again. [Insert updated bio here.]
thod is posting at Sara Tarkka and the Red Hero.
Zentrout, the blogger known also as A. Marshall Jackson, biggest influences are the TiananmenSquare tank revolutionary, Kermit the Frog, Jack Kerouac, Pretentiousness, his fledgling family, Frank Miller, world-consciousness, the Arcade Fire and Jon Holen. He lives in a modest duplex in east Denver, in between the McDonalds and the Good Times. The list of Chinese take out orders from his friends the other night reads as follows: Hot and Sour soup- large, General Zao Chicken, Mongolian Beef (2), Shrimp lo mein, Sesame Beef, Fried Rice and Drunken Noodles.
Laogzed is god of the troglodytes. He lives on the 181st level of the Abyss. A self-described foodie (mainly seafood), free-jazz enthusiast and amputation expert, Laogzed was brought on board to bring to A&S what he makes best...slop. (And other gummy exudations.) He met Sarcasmus at a Church of Herzog, but prefers the ecstatic slop of Jodorowsky. Laogzed is on wikipedia if you wish to learn more about him. Are you on wikipedia? Oh, he sees. How interesting.
Subarashi Hinode is blogging again. [Insert updated bio here.]
thod is posting at Sara Tarkka and the Red Hero.
Zentrout, the blogger known also as A. Marshall Jackson, biggest influences are the TiananmenSquare tank revolutionary, Kermit the Frog, Jack Kerouac, Pretentiousness, his fledgling family, Frank Miller, world-consciousness, the Arcade Fire and Jon Holen. He lives in a modest duplex in east Denver, in between the McDonalds and the Good Times. The list of Chinese take out orders from his friends the other night reads as follows: Hot and Sour soup- large, General Zao Chicken, Mongolian Beef (2), Shrimp lo mein, Sesame Beef, Fried Rice and Drunken Noodles.
Laogzed is god of the troglodytes. He lives on the 181st level of the Abyss. A self-described foodie (mainly seafood), free-jazz enthusiast and amputation expert, Laogzed was brought on board to bring to A&S what he makes best...slop. (And other gummy exudations.) He met Sarcasmus at a Church of Herzog, but prefers the ecstatic slop of Jodorowsky. Laogzed is on wikipedia if you wish to learn more about him. Are you on wikipedia? Oh, he sees. How interesting.
Blog Archive
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- Juan Cole more than ever
- The New New Mexico and its Fence
- The REAL Steroids
- No title
- LIBloggers with good taste and bad taste
- The Seamier side of Star Wars
- A question I pose to The Ununified Cosmos
- Stolen Elections: Past, Present and Future
- The Vandalized Constitution
- Dick Cheney's Dream Objects
- Tuesday is Joke Day at Angry and Sloppy
- Fuck'd
- Deconstructing the Hitler Paradigm
- what's all the hullaballoo?
- CIA RESIGNATION: just for "poker," heh heh
- What DOES Liberal mean? What DOES conservative mean?
- The Cult of Sherlock
- Lyndon LaRouche was almost right
- Generic Blog Post
- Angry and Sloppy's take on United 93
- The Incredible Race!
- Tom Waits is AWFUL
- Easy for him to say
- That's Incredible! (Incredible Fascism!)
- The British Tea Party
- Pacified by a bagel
- History, tragedy, farce, armageddon...
- History, tragedy, farce, armageddon...
- Big Changes for Angry and Sloppy
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Friends of Slop
Slop Specific Sites of Interest
- The only authentic and official website of Werner Herzog
- The Werner Herzog Archive
- The Internet Archive
- The Escape Velocity of Love
- You the Rock!
- The Electric Effing Eels!
- The Electric Eels!
- The Captain Beefheart Radar Station
- Pere Ubu
- Mister Donut
- Klaus Kinski
- Der Struwwelpeter
- Herzog is shot!
- Bea Arthur in the Limelight
- Awful Videos (A&S blog within a blog)
- Aron Ralston
- Alchemy (Levity)
- Hypocrisy of the Shipping Industry
- A METAPHOR FOR I DON'T KNOW WHAT
- (This End UP)+Charles McKinley+(Eyes In the BOX)
- "It is unfortunate that one individual would choose to flaunt air regulations"
My Blog List
Followers
A Slop of Blogs
- A Tiny Revolution
- All Spin Zone
- Alternatives to Suicide
- Atrios/Eschaton
- Billmon Archives
- Blogpulse
- Bob Harris
- Cursor
- Digby/Hullabaloo
- Down with tyranny!
- Econospeak
- Empire Notes
- Evil Brain Jono
- Fried Green al-Qaedas
- Fringer
- Girish Shambu
- Glenn Greenwald
- Greg Mitchell's Blog
- Heading East
- James Wolcott
- Jesus' General
- Jews Sans Frontieres
- Lawrence of Cyberia
- Lenin's Tomb
- Liberal Oasis
- Looker
- Mari Diary
- Marisacat
- Mickey Z
- Mindgun
- Nikkei View
- Once Upon a Time
- Openleft
- Orcinus
- Pop N' Cherries
- Sadly, No!
- Shadowlane
- Sit down man, you're a bloody tragedy
- Ted Rall's Blog
- The Agonist
- The Llama Butchers
- The Mahatma X Files
- The Poorman Institute
- The Unapologetic Mexican
- Think Progress
- This Modern World
- Tom Paine
- Totally Fuzzy
- War and Piece
- Wolf Living in L.A.
Pages of Anger
Sloplinks
- A Dummy's Guide to Coagulants
- Around the Conspiracy
- BBC
- Best American Books in Russia Since 1984
- Bible Gateway
- Big Family
- Blogger Upload Photos (Blogger Play)
- Captain Beefheart Radar Station
- Celso Persici
- CIA World Fact Book
- Conspiracy Planet
- Consulate General in Japan
- Cult News
- Dead Man Eating dot com
- DPRK
- Drum & Bass Arena
- Ethical Atheist
- Final Meals for Texas Deathrow Inmates
- Friends of Tuva
- Googlism Poetry
- Hal Lynch
- How to sell diamonds on the black market
- I, Cringley
- Jokes
- Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for Govenor of Minnesota
- Julian Cope
- Konglish Lexis
- Kramer Power Equipment
- La Monte Young
- LBC
- Leevilehto
- Marcus Paroske's Dissertation
- Metacritic
- Mickey Suttle
- Mickey Suttle's Girlfriend
- More Czech Jokes
- Mosquito Apocalypse
- Mulchmaster
- My Weird Seattle Roommate
- Name your fancy webpage webpage
- Philmore Dalton
- Pravda
- Random Name Generator "Behind the Name"
- SciFaiKu
- Sleep
- Stalk the Characters of Seinfeld!
- Steve Jackson Games
- Tenzen Gyatso
- The Electronic Intifada
- The San Francisco Chronicle
- Theatre Organs
- Timur Tsaku
- Tron Wavs
- Uncyclopedia
- When to buy your damn iPod
Credo?
“…it’s hard to resist your own substance, you’d like to stop all this, give yourself time to think about it and listen without difficulty to your heartbeat, but it’s too late for that. This thing can never stop. This enormous steel box is on a collision course; we, inside it, are whirling madly with the machines and the Earth. All together, along with the thousands of little wheels and hammers that never strike at the same time, that make noises which shatter one another, some so violent that they release a kind of silence around them, which makes you feel a little better. You give into noise as you give in to war. As the machines you let yourself go with the two three ideas that are wobbling about at the top of your head. And that’s the end. From then on everything you look at, everything you touch is hard. And everything you still manage to remember more or less becomes as rigid as iron and loses its savor in your thoughts.” Celine, Journey to the End of the Night
“It’s not that I like the empire—I hate it—but there’s nothing I can do about it right now.” Luke Skywalker, Star Wars
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