Hypocrisy of the shipping industry

Sure, when a couple of cuddly-wuddly kittens are looking for a cheap means of transport they get a little rub behind the ear and:

The 3-week-old kittens were taken to Addison County Humane Society in Middlebury, where they met Hazel, a black domestic cat whose kittens had just been weaned. Hazel is a now a surrogate mother to the kittens, providing a steady diet until they can eat solid food, said Jill Tucker, executive director of the Humane Society.

Whilst a fully sentient man who loved his father so much but didn't have the cash to buy a plane ticket to visit him endeavored upon one of the only truly great adventures of our scam-mall of america late-late capitalist age, he gets issued a summons.