Asahito Nanjo and Psychedelic Noise from Japan

Great article interview here.

Chrononauts Unite

Members of Alien Black Market have been on a quest for the past few months attempting to uncover the identities of the Chronoauts who live among us. Perhaps it's you, maybe it's me. But as the TISL state (timeline international security laws-I'm not making this up) it is illegal to state so. So please keep it to your self for safety reasons. However, as this author suggests it is OK to hint at the fact that you are.

Why is it so important to understand and appreciate the noble roles that Choronauts play in society?

"The fact that they live among us give us faith that we will not blow up the Earth anytime soon." Says our ABM Emo correspondent. "As a matter of fact, Chronoauts are already being embraced by our Republicans representatives around the country. Emo is the religion of the future, or so we are guessing by the X's that most Chronoauts tattoo on their arms."

"This is proof that there is no such thing as Global Warning." Says a spokesman from the Young Republicans who asked to remain unnamed. "We can continue to follow the path we are one. We can do what we want because we know that the Chronoauts exist."

As news of Chronoauts is spreading from country to country they refuse to come out in the public afraid to break what are known as the "McFly" rules of time travelling.

"They are afraid of Biffing the future, " our resident Emo explains, "afraid that people will come into power who shouldn't be there. They seek protection of the future by roaming around blindly and curiously in the present, like wandering anthropologists."

Why do they want to nuke India?

Very strange name.

Inspiration for a New Visa...

You can do it.....Good Luck..May the patience of Yoda be with you... I loved the card....Thank you...

Is there anything cooler than a lightsaber phone?

Well, just about everything.


But not really.

DOMP NOW and Forever...

I don't like being the first to blog after Mr. Irwin's praise for his first book. So please scoll down and order it. I am just a humble blogger attempting to aware all of what may be, perhaps, the fist war like incident on Mars. Bleow is NASA's animated short about the MARS Science Laboratory.

Please note how around 2:42 into the wonderful cartoon how wonderfully simplistic their ray gun is used. But what may happen when Europe tries to sink its teeth into the Mars exploration game...
What will happen when the USA's delightful little robot comes across the EU's robot (who looks like a wimp)? Could this be the first chapter in the intergalactic droid wars? EMOS think so.

"We are worried that the initial steps into the exploration of Mars will pivot one robot against another and in the end we foresee two Continental powers facing one another for nothing more than territorial rights over a remote area Mars." says Johnathan Griffith, a said EMO and secrect Hip-Hop fanatic. "I foresee a great danger between two powers unless we see the deweaponization of Mars. DOMP forever, starts now."
It's a beautiful flim but don't let the the simplistic use of the lasers fool you...As Mr. Griffith states, " Why can't we all learn a lesson from Shatner's version of Rocket Man."
Yes indeed, the ultimate EMO anthem.


GO CELTICS!!!

Jason Irwin: Watering the Dead

Jason Irwin's first book of poetry, Watering the Dead is available for purchase for now.

Go to the Pavement Saw Press website to buy it.

There are no aliens or robots in it. You'll have to wait for mine or Kraig's book of poetry for that.

Hey Jerks!

Youjeen rocks. She's Korean, but the next one is from her solo Japanese work:

No revolution for you...

This should scare all who hope to take to the streets in the near future.


Meanwhile, while scientists celebrate the Phoenix landing and Mars and all that it hopes to uncover, please take note of the end of this paragraph from the May 26 article from the Boston Globe (link to full ariticle):

"...Next year, the Mars Science Laboratory, a lander as large as an automobile and equipped with a ray-gun type laser to zap rocks at a distance of 30 feet, is scheduled to follow up on Phoenix's discoveries." The real reason why we are going to Mars? Why does NASA feel the need to "ZAP" space rocks. What is their real goal. Is testing such a weapon on Earth too dangerous. It's not like they are using naplam in Iraq (What's a cock-up? Read the article and find out.). Is there a ray gun ban on Earth. Is Mars the next testing ground for weapons..."

Bottom Line: The weaponization of Mars is soon to occur. Where is a treaty when you need one? The ABM (Alien Black Market) believes this why Alien sighting are now occurring in Denver and not on Mars. They are going to attack us here before we attack them there.

I pledge that we begin DOMP- the Deweaponization Of Mars Priority. Mars should be a weapon free planet. A spokes person from the ABM says, "We must not allow weapons to be used and brought to our beloved red sister planet. If we fail now, we fail the future of our great grandchildren who will no doubt colonize the planet generations from now."
Students have already begun to take to the streets in protest. This is a cuase that the EMO generation have embraced whole heartedly.
"We can't hate Mars. And we're sick of our parents who don't understand our music. It's not like the My Chemical Romance are biting the heads off of bats and sending weapons to Mars. We deplore the weaponization of Mars. That's what the X on our hands stand for. No weapons on planet X. We want peace on Mars."

CHRIST! INVADERS IN DENVER

Kraig--oops--I meant subhino was talking about this. I didn't believe in Aliens before, but after watching this, how can you NOT believe?!?!?!?!?!

Good news everyone!

Everything is going to be okay.

I love Google Ads

Guess what kind of website I was looking at when I got this?

2,284 more days

And I will be forty years old.


Thanks to this site.

Warning! Very bad for clock-brain!

My first neti: The first week

Technique is still sloppy. But it gets the job done. I dislodged the hardball.

That's it. I'm moving to Canada.

Exhibit A.

Boulder sure has changed.

UPDATE: Exhibit B: THONG BANDITS NABBED

I'm not sure if that makes things worse or better for Colorado's image.

Intrigued by the Zohan

Because underneath the weathered facade of every Mossad agent I believe beats the heart of a dandy. No disrespect to dandies.

John Cale, Office Hijinks

Just a little something I threw together.

h/t irwin

Move over DIck...

Carpal Tunnel is no joke. What helps is a set of chinese "boading balls." I don't know if it'll cure you but it'll help...

Yeah, but will it save my arms?

I have long had problems with my arms--as mentioned previously--namely an RSI problem. I should probably be resting my arms right now (I'm officially grading papers online fulltime right now) but before I do, look at the latest MAC toy:

I was a serious naysayer when it came to the iPhone--I thought it was the technological equivalent of Beck (enuff said). But I was really hoping for the new wave of interfaces to address the concerns of my lame-ass, inflamed tendons. Questions, concerns still loom, but I'm optimistic.

h/t zentrout

Embrace the Neti

If Oprah can do it, so can you. Empower yourself through Neti Power!!

It's only uncomfortable the first few times.....

In other news it looks as though a new musical chapter is brewing here on the East Coast. Though I would rather be playing Reich like pieces while exploring tonal modes inspired by b-flat in the hopes of luring alien and trog-like life forms alike, I will be dabbling in formula eco friendly world-rock sounds. No Myspace page yet......Photo of my beloved Ibo....new instrument of choice...although it doesn't record very well (yet)...