Friday, December 09, 2005

The Hat I've been searching for all my life

And it only costs $200 bucks! I might have to threaten to shut down this blog unless I get this hat for Chanukah!!!!!!

I've never wanted a hat before. I know I sound like a spoiled child. But I want this hat more than anything else in the world. I could conquer the world with this hat. Man, I want this hat.

This hat:

Doesn't it just make you want to cry??
I didn't even know I was searching for a hat. All this time I thought I was looking for love, for an ipod, or fame. When really, the secret to all my happiness lies in a hat.

I gotta get me that hat!


erroneous monk said...

That's exactly the hat I've been looking for too.

Maybe we can go in together, and work out some sort of timeshare arrangement.

sarcasmus said...

I would have to wear it all the time. But you could kill me for it. We should both get our own; thereafter we shall ascend Mount Analogue.

"What is an art?"
"The value of danger:
Short of it, there is no satisfaction."
"What is danger?"
"What is prudence?"
"What is a mountain?"