Friday, December 09, 2005

The Hat I've been searching for all my life

And it only costs $200 bucks! I might have to threaten to shut down this blog unless I get this hat for Chanukah!!!!!!

I've never wanted a hat before. I know I sound like a spoiled child. But I want this hat more than anything else in the world. I could conquer the world with this hat. Man, I want this hat.

This hat:

Doesn't it just make you want to cry??
I didn't even know I was searching for a hat. All this time I thought I was looking for love, for an ipod, or fame. When really, the secret to all my happiness lies in a hat.

I gotta get me that hat!

2 comments:

erroneous monk said...

That's exactly the hat I've been looking for too.

Maybe we can go in together, and work out some sort of timeshare arrangement.

sarcasmus said...

I would have to wear it all the time. But you could kill me for it. We should both get our own; thereafter we shall ascend Mount Analogue.

"What is an art?"
"The value of danger:
temerity-->suicide.
Short of it, there is no satisfaction."
"What is danger?"
"What is prudence?"
"What is a mountain?"