Showing posts with label clock brain awareness week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clock brain awareness week. Show all posts

Monday, October 15, 2007

The deadly truth of Awareness Weeks



October 22nd marks the beginning of Islamofascism Awareness Week. Here's John McCain on the issue.

According to Front Page Magazine, in a nutshell, here's what Islamo-fascist Awareness week is all about:

The purpose of Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week is as simple as it is critical: to confront the two Big Lies of the political left: that George Bush created the "war on terror" and that global warming is a greater danger to Americans than global jihad and Islamic supremacism.


We here at Angry and Sloppy find it quite interesting that this awareness week coincides on the week AFTER Clock-brain awareness week--just two weeks before Halloween! Also note that like Clockbrain, Islamo-fascism is ambiguous in its hyphenation/compound word/or two separate words state of existence. If that's the nature of language, or the nature of new deadly threats--i'm not sure. Simple and critical, sure. But what's more simple and critical: the threat of a religiousio-totalitarianistic ideal (namely Islamo-Fascism), or a tenacious and wide-spread affliction (namely, Clock-brain)--and, more simply and critically, which is more imminently threatening, Global Warming or Jihadism, or Global Warming or Mass-Global Clock-braining? It's a conundrum of a pickle--and it deserves awareness weeks, no doubt. Both come at the same time Global Warming is cancering the newpapers after New Order Priest Gore won the Noble Peace Prize. Awareness is at an all time premium! And Salman Rushdie's ex-wife ain't helping us!

(Super sexy Rushdie-ex image taken from here.)


But, and this is my point, Clockbrain advocacy is at an all time low. There is no funding for it. So, if you are reading this, remind your friends: Yes, the terrorists want to kill us, but their killing us will do no good if we've got clocks in our brains.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Clock-Brain Awareness Week

Starts with these: Please click on these images, print them, enlarge them, hang them up on signposts, stuff them under doors, stick them under windshield wipers, make t-shirts, placards--do whatever you can to get the message out there!















My strategy is that people will see these images everywhere, and they'll ask themselves, "what is clock brain?" And this will lead them to search out information, asking their friends, family and coworkers, "Hey, have you heard of clock-brain?" And this in turn will spur further investigations...until--that's right!--they discover all the obscured, mysterious information about this grave affliction. This is the first step. Knowledge of CLOCKBRAIN will lead us to mass-awareness, public outcry, and maybe recognition from the mainstream. But enough talk. It is time for action! The scourge of clockbrain has only just begun. But I'm an idealist and believe we can excise this baby in the womb. Let's go out there with our own voices and say to the world, full throttle, "NO MORE! NO MORE CLOCKBRAIN FOR ME THANK YOU!!!!"