2,284 more days

And I will be forty years old.


Thanks to this site.

Warning! Very bad for clock-brain!

Agh! Tomorrow(!?!?!?!) APRIL 2ND is International Clock-brain Awareness Day

Fight clock-brain!

For two seconds on April 2nd at noon turn off all of your clocks! No need to consult your timetables, wrist watches, international time zone guides, or sun dials. Let your friends know! Create a worldwide rally against clock-brain! Only together can we find a cure.

About the group:
Name:
Clock-brain awareness group
Type:
Common Interest - Health & Wellness
Description:
Clock-brain is a modern condition afflicting anyone who follows a clock. Symptoms include being late, early or on time to events. A regular routine that does not follow the patterns of the sun and moon but rather a chronometric device. Ticking sounds in your brain that may or may not be audible to you or those around you. You see visions of a clock or clocks regardless of the physical proximity of clocks.
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Website:
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Office:
International Institute of Clock-brain Studies
Street:
Noon Clock-brain Avenue
City/Town:
Clock Face, United Kingdom
Recent News
Clock-brain may lead to anxiety, depression and timeliness.

Link to the facebook page.


To sum up: In order to face clock-brain head on you have to turn around and ignore the clock-face. But the clock face is not in your face it's in your mind--which is the thing that is behind your face. Think of time and how it doesn't exist; watch the wind blow by and see how it doesn't count the time. Then think of clocks and how it doesn't stop the wind. Clock-brain is the modern affliction of humankind. It can't be stopped because stopping is the idea of clocks, not the mind. That's why we have to raise awareness!!!

The deadly truth of Awareness Weeks

October 22nd marks the beginning of Islamofascism Awareness Week. Here's John McCain on the issue.

According to Front Page Magazine, in a nutshell, here's what Islamo-fascist Awareness week is all about:

The purpose of Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week is as simple as it is critical: to confront the two Big Lies of the political left: that George Bush created the "war on terror" and that global warming is a greater danger to Americans than global jihad and Islamic supremacism.

We here at Angry and Sloppy find it quite interesting that this awareness week coincides on the week AFTER Clock-brain awareness week--just two weeks before Halloween! Also note that like Clockbrain, Islamo-fascism is ambiguous in its hyphenation/compound word/or two separate words state of existence. If that's the nature of language, or the nature of new deadly threats--i'm not sure. Simple and critical, sure. But what's more simple and critical: the threat of a religiousio-totalitarianistic ideal (namely Islamo-Fascism), or a tenacious and wide-spread affliction (namely, Clock-brain)--and, more simply and critically, which is more imminently threatening, Global Warming or Jihadism, or Global Warming or Mass-Global Clock-braining? It's a conundrum of a pickle--and it deserves awareness weeks, no doubt. Both come at the same time Global Warming is cancering the newpapers after New Order Priest Gore won the Noble Peace Prize. Awareness is at an all time premium! And Salman Rushdie's ex-wife ain't helping us!

(Super sexy Rushdie-ex image taken from here.)


But, and this is my point, Clockbrain advocacy is at an all time low. There is no funding for it. So, if you are reading this, remind your friends: Yes, the terrorists want to kill us, but their killing us will do no good if we've got clocks in our brains.

Clock-Brain Awareness Week

Starts with these: Please click on these images, print them, enlarge them, hang them up on signposts, stuff them under doors, stick them under windshield wipers, make t-shirts, placards--do whatever you can to get the message out there!















My strategy is that people will see these images everywhere, and they'll ask themselves, "what is clock brain?" And this will lead them to search out information, asking their friends, family and coworkers, "Hey, have you heard of clock-brain?" And this in turn will spur further investigations...until--that's right!--they discover all the obscured, mysterious information about this grave affliction. This is the first step. Knowledge of CLOCKBRAIN will lead us to mass-awareness, public outcry, and maybe recognition from the mainstream. But enough talk. It is time for action! The scourge of clockbrain has only just begun. But I'm an idealist and believe we can excise this baby in the womb. Let's go out there with our own voices and say to the world, full throttle, "NO MORE! NO MORE CLOCKBRAIN FOR ME THANK YOU!!!!"