Sarah Palin as Berklee School of Music Senior Thesis

I wish all TV was like this.

News Items: Killing Pianos; Killer Seniors

25 five ways to kill a piano, via the Occidental Errorist.

Senior women who kill homeless men whom they feed, shelter, clothe and put life insurance policies on!

Even grimmer, the 18 per day suicide rate of returning vets. Christ! What a war! But in base-31 it's only, oh, damn, 18. But in base-35 it's only 15 a day. And it goes down as the bases go up.

I'm voting for Reverend Wright. And I'll take in homeless pianos.

Chico's Sloppy Piano Playing

He's not sloppy. But his technique is not good. When I was studying piano seriously in the university one of my piano teachers told me that if I didn't relearn how to play the piano I might have physical problems with my arms later in life. Well, I didn't really relearn how to play the piano, I just kind of quit. But I have had many problems with my arms since.

But maybe's that's because I wasn't using the horseshoes properly.