It's on.

Red Sox versus the Rockies. Don't think any A&Sers will be getting tickets. I'm saving money. But maybe I'll watch it on TV. Either way, I have to say it's pretty cool. I'm not totally immune to sportism. Watching the big names play in our town, like Sparks, Lehem, Mackie, "Big Spork," Khando, and the notorious "Lurid Pete,"--well, it'll be a hoot!
PS., I bet you didn't know Burton lived in Aurora!