Showing posts with label Cloning Heartbreaks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cloning Heartbreaks. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The end of satire as we know it


What will the satirists do once W is gone?

They will satire people who think that there's nothing left to satire.

UPDATE.

We can always freeze and then clone the unsatirable until we develop the technology to satire it.

UPDATE 2. Maybe satire IS over.

Wolf Blitzer using Star Wars-like hologram technology.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Stuart Davis Show


Denver-based clones.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Shady Mammoth Deals


Little did I know:

"Do you know how hard it is to secure four or five animal ovaries at butcher shops? You need to keep the workers there happy."


In an attempt to clone a prehistoric animal, disgraced Korean biologist Hwang Woo-Suk tried to buy mammoth tissue from the Russian Mafia.