Adventures in Neti part2
WOW! I feel good. Just did my midnight neti nose clean. I feel as though my nose is empty. I can smell the future. And the future smells good...
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Sarcasmus, aka Dan, aka meltmaster, is your host, and responsible for most of this. He is a musician and writer from Denver, Colorado U.S.A., working in Seoul. Here are relevencies: meltmaster myspace, A Better Tomorrow II, meltmaster last.fm; he likes melodies, noise and novels as serious as leukemia.
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Subarashi Hinode is blogging again. [Insert updated bio here.]
thod is posting at Sara Tarkka and the Red Hero.
Zentrout, the blogger known also as A. Marshall Jackson, biggest influences are the TiananmenSquare tank revolutionary, Kermit the Frog, Jack Kerouac, Pretentiousness, his fledgling family, Frank Miller, world-consciousness, the Arcade Fire and Jon Holen. He lives in a modest duplex in east Denver, in between the McDonalds and the Good Times. The list of Chinese take out orders from his friends the other night reads as follows: Hot and Sour soup- large, General Zao Chicken, Mongolian Beef (2), Shrimp lo mein, Sesame Beef, Fried Rice and Drunken Noodles.
Laogzed is god of the troglodytes. He lives on the 181st level of the Abyss. A self-described foodie (mainly seafood), free-jazz enthusiast and amputation expert, Laogzed was brought on board to bring to A&S what he makes best...slop. (And other gummy exudations.) He met Sarcasmus at a Church of Herzog, but prefers the ecstatic slop of Jodorowsky. Laogzed is on wikipedia if you wish to learn more about him. Are you on wikipedia? Oh, he sees. How interesting.
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6 comments:
can you use it only on your nose?
what an ingenious invention! now i can cleanse my bowels and sinus cavities at the same time!! if only there was something for my tearducts...
--thod
Don't mess with my Neti! I guess you could stick it in other places!
I once had an eyelash hair stuck in my eyeduct. When I went to the eye doctor he climed I was a "medical marvel" because the width of an eye lash should be too wide for the almost microscopic width of the tear duct....he removed the lash with some tweasers and refused to charge me!
But you shold have claen ducts other wise you could get this.......
Dacryocystitis; an infection of the tear sac that may result from a blocked duct. Because the tears do not drain normally, bacteria can collect in the ducts or the tear sac. Dacryocystitis can develop into a chronic condition and can spread to adjacent sinuses and into the bloodstream, if the infection is not treated effectively
yipes! keep the neti away from the tear duct. or keep it near. a medical miracle?? i guess i'll have to go to wikipedia to see where that all important duct is.
when i was a kid my doctor had me use one of those squishy blue syringes to shoot hot salt water up my nose when i had really bad colds. i remember it worked pretty well. keep us updated on the neti. maybe all a&s contributors should get them so we can have weekly or even daily neti reports.
SH--
Could you send angry sloppers info on how to procure a neti?
--thod
yes, i think every angry and sloppy contributor should get a neti and report weekly on their drippings.
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