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- Disturbing the Neighbors [Police Story]
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- I sing the body eclectic
- Icebergs and other obscure ethnic slurs
- Lucia Berlin
- Science Fiction Fascism
- Pavarotti and Tom Waits
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- Armoire up the Stairs
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The Search for Slop
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About the Contributors
Sarcasmus, aka Dan, aka meltmaster, is your host, and responsible for most of this. He is a musician and writer from Denver, Colorado U.S.A., working in Seoul. Here are relevencies: meltmaster myspace, A Better Tomorrow II, meltmaster last.fm; he likes melodies, noise and novels as serious as leukemia.
Subarashi Hinode is blogging again. [Insert updated bio here.]
thod is posting at Sara Tarkka and the Red Hero.
Zentrout, the blogger known also as A. Marshall Jackson, biggest influences are the TiananmenSquare tank revolutionary, Kermit the Frog, Jack Kerouac, Pretentiousness, his fledgling family, Frank Miller, world-consciousness, the Arcade Fire and Jon Holen. He lives in a modest duplex in east Denver, in between the McDonalds and the Good Times. The list of Chinese take out orders from his friends the other night reads as follows: Hot and Sour soup- large, General Zao Chicken, Mongolian Beef (2), Shrimp lo mein, Sesame Beef, Fried Rice and Drunken Noodles.
Laogzed is god of the troglodytes. He lives on the 181st level of the Abyss. A self-described foodie (mainly seafood), free-jazz enthusiast and amputation expert, Laogzed was brought on board to bring to A&S what he makes best...slop. (And other gummy exudations.) He met Sarcasmus at a Church of Herzog, but prefers the ecstatic slop of Jodorowsky. Laogzed is on wikipedia if you wish to learn more about him. Are you on wikipedia? Oh, he sees. How interesting.
Subarashi Hinode is blogging again. [Insert updated bio here.]
thod is posting at Sara Tarkka and the Red Hero.
Zentrout, the blogger known also as A. Marshall Jackson, biggest influences are the TiananmenSquare tank revolutionary, Kermit the Frog, Jack Kerouac, Pretentiousness, his fledgling family, Frank Miller, world-consciousness, the Arcade Fire and Jon Holen. He lives in a modest duplex in east Denver, in between the McDonalds and the Good Times. The list of Chinese take out orders from his friends the other night reads as follows: Hot and Sour soup- large, General Zao Chicken, Mongolian Beef (2), Shrimp lo mein, Sesame Beef, Fried Rice and Drunken Noodles.
Laogzed is god of the troglodytes. He lives on the 181st level of the Abyss. A self-described foodie (mainly seafood), free-jazz enthusiast and amputation expert, Laogzed was brought on board to bring to A&S what he makes best...slop. (And other gummy exudations.) He met Sarcasmus at a Church of Herzog, but prefers the ecstatic slop of Jodorowsky. Laogzed is on wikipedia if you wish to learn more about him. Are you on wikipedia? Oh, he sees. How interesting.
Blog Archive
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- Cereal and Hummous can live in harmony!
- Another Hummous post
- Wire-taps?
- Wake up and smell the hummous!
- We are not robots!
- Dawn of the Neo-feudalists
- The Post about the name of my blog
- We're getting closer to the future all the time
- They's wantin' to takes our internets away
- Good Scorpians
- One last conspiracy for Friday Scary Conspiracies Day
- Baby Killers Anonymous
- Note from the heart of the empire
- Quite possibly the most important blog post in the...
- The Cold Hard Truth
- Living in New York: A Personal Note
- Conspiracy Theories
- How you make the green stuff
- Ralph Nader?
- Oscar Snub? Fuck em'.
- Puts things in iPerspective
- It's a good thing I'm broke
- Ragnarok!
- Why we hate the French (and vice versa [why the Fr...
- Let the hilarity ensue...
- America's Number Source for Poetry
- For the Russo-American Bibliophiliac in all of us
- Myspace Generation
- Poem by Jason Irwin
- Deer Tail
- Lenin's wife
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Friends of Slop
Slop Specific Sites of Interest
- The only authentic and official website of Werner Herzog
- The Werner Herzog Archive
- The Internet Archive
- The Escape Velocity of Love
- You the Rock!
- The Electric Effing Eels!
- The Electric Eels!
- The Captain Beefheart Radar Station
- Pere Ubu
- Mister Donut
- Klaus Kinski
- Der Struwwelpeter
- Herzog is shot!
- Bea Arthur in the Limelight
- Awful Videos (A&S blog within a blog)
- Aron Ralston
- Alchemy (Levity)
- Hypocrisy of the Shipping Industry
- A METAPHOR FOR I DON'T KNOW WHAT
- (This End UP)+Charles McKinley+(Eyes In the BOX)
- "It is unfortunate that one individual would choose to flaunt air regulations"
My Blog List
Followers
A Slop of Blogs
- A Tiny Revolution
- All Spin Zone
- Alternatives to Suicide
- Atrios/Eschaton
- Billmon Archives
- Blogpulse
- Bob Harris
- Cursor
- Digby/Hullabaloo
- Down with tyranny!
- Econospeak
- Empire Notes
- Evil Brain Jono
- Fried Green al-Qaedas
- Fringer
- Girish Shambu
- Glenn Greenwald
- Greg Mitchell's Blog
- Heading East
- James Wolcott
- Jesus' General
- Jews Sans Frontieres
- Lawrence of Cyberia
- Lenin's Tomb
- Liberal Oasis
- Looker
- Mari Diary
- Marisacat
- Mickey Z
- Mindgun
- Nikkei View
- Once Upon a Time
- Openleft
- Orcinus
- Pop N' Cherries
- Sadly, No!
- Shadowlane
- Sit down man, you're a bloody tragedy
- Ted Rall's Blog
- The Agonist
- The Llama Butchers
- The Mahatma X Files
- The Poorman Institute
- The Unapologetic Mexican
- Think Progress
- This Modern World
- Tom Paine
- Totally Fuzzy
- War and Piece
- Wolf Living in L.A.
Pages of Anger
Sloplinks
- A Dummy's Guide to Coagulants
- Around the Conspiracy
- BBC
- Best American Books in Russia Since 1984
- Bible Gateway
- Big Family
- Blogger Upload Photos (Blogger Play)
- Captain Beefheart Radar Station
- Celso Persici
- CIA World Fact Book
- Conspiracy Planet
- Consulate General in Japan
- Cult News
- Dead Man Eating dot com
- DPRK
- Drum & Bass Arena
- Ethical Atheist
- Final Meals for Texas Deathrow Inmates
- Friends of Tuva
- Googlism Poetry
- Hal Lynch
- How to sell diamonds on the black market
- I, Cringley
- Jokes
- Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for Govenor of Minnesota
- Julian Cope
- Konglish Lexis
- Kramer Power Equipment
- La Monte Young
- LBC
- Leevilehto
- Marcus Paroske's Dissertation
- Metacritic
- Mickey Suttle
- Mickey Suttle's Girlfriend
- More Czech Jokes
- Mosquito Apocalypse
- Mulchmaster
- My Weird Seattle Roommate
- Name your fancy webpage webpage
- Philmore Dalton
- Pravda
- Random Name Generator "Behind the Name"
- SciFaiKu
- Sleep
- Stalk the Characters of Seinfeld!
- Steve Jackson Games
- Tenzen Gyatso
- The Electronic Intifada
- The San Francisco Chronicle
- Theatre Organs
- Timur Tsaku
- Tron Wavs
- Uncyclopedia
- When to buy your damn iPod
Credo?
“…it’s hard to resist your own substance, you’d like to stop all this, give yourself time to think about it and listen without difficulty to your heartbeat, but it’s too late for that. This thing can never stop. This enormous steel box is on a collision course; we, inside it, are whirling madly with the machines and the Earth. All together, along with the thousands of little wheels and hammers that never strike at the same time, that make noises which shatter one another, some so violent that they release a kind of silence around them, which makes you feel a little better. You give into noise as you give in to war. As the machines you let yourself go with the two three ideas that are wobbling about at the top of your head. And that’s the end. From then on everything you look at, everything you touch is hard. And everything you still manage to remember more or less becomes as rigid as iron and loses its savor in your thoughts.” Celine, Journey to the End of the Night
“It’s not that I like the empire—I hate it—but there’s nothing I can do about it right now.” Luke Skywalker, Star Wars
2 comments:
dude, MY ipod can totally do all those things.
Just so you know, my favorite line of iambic tetrameter is, "My iPod humped a Lutheran." Just so you know.
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