Damn Commas
God-damned restrictive clauses.
Great photos on the site. I like the Ceaser hair and the coat. Yo're looking good. I wrote up my first [CENSORED]
I found this article today--[CENSORED]
http://www.talk.newsweek.com/default.asp?item=464251
I think you might want to post this and challenge your adoring readers; Find the video of this almost-slaughter of American press agents. You can offer up as a prize a random quote from Kinksi or HErzog to take with them for the rest of their lives (perpahs a quote typed out, printed and lamenated-wallet size of course.
Sometimes I think I learn in class a lot more than my students. For example:
Mmm! Pig Lung! This is after the Pig Ear! Served with deokbokki (which is soft rice cake with tangy hot sauce--it's good.) and shundae or something--it's a noodle sausage that is edible.
This was a fun class. They never listened to me or learned anything.
But it was fun.
I just got my ear sucked of all its wax by the Nose Ear and Throat man. It was like an enema for the ear canal. Man, I feel great.
“…it’s hard to resist your own substance, you’d like to stop all this, give yourself time to think about it and listen without difficulty to your heartbeat, but it’s too late for that. This thing can never stop. This enormous steel box is on a collision course; we, inside it, are whirling madly with the machines and the Earth. All together, along with the thousands of little wheels and hammers that never strike at the same time, that make noises which shatter one another, some so violent that they release a kind of silence around them, which makes you feel a little better. You give into noise as you give in to war. As the machines you let yourself go with the two three ideas that are wobbling about at the top of your head. And that’s the end. From then on everything you look at, everything you touch is hard. And everything you still manage to remember more or less becomes as rigid as iron and loses its savor in your thoughts.” Celine, Journey to the End of the Night
“It’s not that I like the empire—I hate it—but there’s nothing I can do about it right now.” Luke Skywalker, Star Wars