concerning martha, the only tiger i had wet dreams of, i imagine being tied to the roof of a truck with 2 drunk colorado boys driving west was quite an adventure for that dirty, white & black street pussy cat! i bet the wind in her crotch was lovely!!!
As noted, Martha arrived safe. Not that she cared. Seeing how her crotch area is mutilated beyond use, she could care no more about the cold wind. Pictures are imminent.
And, uh, the monkeys. I think you said it all, J.
Being a fake TV show is high compliment. Seeing how all the rage now, as I understand it, is "reality" TV show. And those are about as fucking fake as a paper tiger. More to come.
goddamn it, my friend! Posts like the last few weeks get me excited for your arrival back in CO. The first leffe weisen is on me.
ReplyDeletedan,
ReplyDeleteyou are a fake tv show.
concerning martha, the only tiger i had wet dreams of, i imagine being tied to the roof of a truck with 2 drunk colorado boys driving west was quite an adventure for that dirty, white & black street pussy
ReplyDeletecat! i bet the wind in her crotch was lovely!!!
-jason
goddamit, the monkeys are fucking again!
ReplyDeleteby fake i mean imaginary, not phony.
ReplyDeletealso, i didn't post that about the monkeys. you know who did.
take that monkey
ReplyDeleteand shove it!
you know, they like it that way...
MONKEY SEX MONKEY SAX MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS!!!!!
MONKEYS EAT THE 3RD WORLD!
you ever smell a monkey?
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmm, just like taters!
this is kind of like that dead monkey in clothes under the bridge. the way j tried to perform "mouth to mouth" on.
ReplyDeletemy last comment was incoherent. it's jason's fault.
ReplyDeletewendi farted!
ReplyDeletepiper looks confused...
As noted, Martha arrived safe. Not that she cared. Seeing how her crotch area is mutilated beyond use, she could care no more about the cold wind. Pictures are imminent.
ReplyDeleteAnd, uh, the monkeys. I think you said it all, J.
Being a fake TV show is high compliment. Seeing how all the rage now, as I understand it, is "reality" TV show. And those are about as fucking fake as a paper tiger. More to come.